- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A man walks into a bar

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Your mother is average.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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