A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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