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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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