- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

2 + 2 = 4

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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