- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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