- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What happened to my sunglasses?

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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