Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Poker face

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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