what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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