- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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