- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why can't jokes spit?

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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