Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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