What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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XD Jackass.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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