how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Granny porn!

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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