- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

404 Error: Joke not found

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you call an blank test? an F

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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