- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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