- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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