Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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