- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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