How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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