- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Cancer

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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