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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Actually it was me Josh brown

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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