Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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