- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

im telling maguire

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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