WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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im telling maguire

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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