knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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The FCC

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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