What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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swag

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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