What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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can you pass the soap?

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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