what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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