two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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call me maybe.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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