What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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