- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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