- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

whats black and large -me

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Homo say what?

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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