- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why? Why not?

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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