- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Dyslexics are teople poo

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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