How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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when debbie meets downer

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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anus

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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save me from the nothing ive become

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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