- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

i killed my family

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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