- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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