- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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