Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

So one time there was this woman learning...

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

I have an idea! You leave.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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