- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Justin beiber..

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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