- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Sex

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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