You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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