- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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