- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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