- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What is white and long? A New York winter

you dint have to be a jew matt

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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