- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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