Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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ecks! why zee?

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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