a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Once, I went to Peru.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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