Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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