Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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