A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Women's Rights

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Amazing

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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your mom is so fat.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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