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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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